Napster Margherita

Back in the day when you wanted a pizza you went to the shop and bought one.

Then takeaways become very popular and you could just phone up and get a pizza delivered straight to your door.

But since the internet became so popular, millions of people are now going online, choosing from a enormous range of pizzas and downloading them for free, and it's killing the industry.

Now technological advances are good and all, but ever since 16-inch broadband came along it has become a lot easier for people to download pizzas through their giant anaconda style internet cables. The only justice being that pizzas come in square boxes, so if you do the maths, the largest pizza you can fit down a 16-inch cable is about 11.3inches. Thankyou Pythagoras, you've just saved Dominoes 30% in their battle with pirate pizza downloads

But this doesn't stop millions of websites streaming illegal all you can eat buffets all over the world. Everyone from the big pizza chains like Pizza Hut and Dominoes, to the smaller fast food outlets are suffering, because they have to rely on a small group of honest diehard customers, like the family from Home Alone and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to buy their pizzas.

It's also having a devastating effect on the scooter industry.

Now I don't download pizzas, I pay for mine, I get all the extra toppings and garlic bread and I tip the delivery guy at least 15% and this is because I like to enjoy a good honest meal when I sit down to listen to a new album two weeks before it's release date.